Are you next in line for swine flu? I remember that strain of flu from back in the day when Gerald Ford was president. There were people who took the vaccine for it and ended up permanently disabled. Apparently there is no vaccine or cure for it this time around. The talking heads on the news keep telling us to wash our hands and hold your breath when somebody near by coughs or sneezes. Not really. I made that last one up. I guess we can only pray to be spared from this latest dread. And keep washing our hands.
